Well, here it is, the "final" product. I know you're thinking, final ... in quotations?, but I am always changing things, and rarely am I ever happy with something it's first time around. Therefore, it's final for now, or "final".
Remember the beginning:
"How could you let it get like that, Artie?"
"Note to self : Buy Swiffer!"
"Channelling the inner Bob Villa"
"So Pretty in White."
"Even Prettier in Clay!"
"And the books go back, this time - in color order."